Iowa diversity as explained by The Uncyclopedia

Iowa is a very diverse state, covering people of every religion from Mennonite to Presbyterian, every skin tone from alabaster to milky, and from every corner of the world from Britain to Germany. There's even those thar Lutheran type of people in Iowa... On the average day in Iowa, you can hear every language from English (slight country accent) to English (slight eastern accent). Hail, Iowa!

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